Sardar SMS
Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay
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sardar: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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Sardar to wife : It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife:- How come?
Sardar: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not.
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Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
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Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
"Which part of the dog did u get?
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sardar: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. sardar: That is great, I will take two of them.
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12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par
sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor
mein picture dekh rahe the "WAQT HAMARA HAI".
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SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,
WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,
SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,
TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!
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Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
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A Sardarji enters a shop and shouts: Where is my free gift?
Shopkeeper: there is no gift with this oil.
Sardarji: oye! here it says, CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti hai
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Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
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