Teacher to a Nursery Student:
"Count from 1 to 10 & i"ll give u kiss."Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz
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Properties of breast milk.
1. No need insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It have no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free.
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it
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Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle.
Major Rohail: Ok, I have Honda CD 70
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
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Books And Study
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MBBS exams Qs:
fill in the blanks.
"if a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_"
only few students passed who wrote:
pulse
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
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maverick
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Women
always need
the reason
to have sexx
But
MEN
are not
like them ;
They
just
need
a place . .
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Wife: Suggest me a password for our computer.
Husband: Keep it Penis.
Wife types Penis, falls of chair laughing after computer's reply:
"Rejected, NOT LONG ENOUGH"
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What is the similarity between banking and having sex? In both cases u lose interest after withdrawl.
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Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"
He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Burial worker: "Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect penis
Wife:"Cut it & put in his Ass, Because thats the only hole in town he missed
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Eng'man:I've 10 kids,1 more & I'll have a football team. American:I've 14 kids,1 more & a rugby team. Arabian:I've 17 wives,1 more &l'll have a golf course!
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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
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Whats the similarity between exotic food n erotic sex ? ? ?
Both are not available at
home !!!
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AIDS Awareness:
Try different position with same woman rather than same position with different woman.
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Wife asked her husband how
many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only
you darling, with others
I was awake!!!
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Thought For The Day:
The only loss that causes a sense of achievement is....
virginity
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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
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Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
