Absured SMS

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I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten

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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.

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do Not Press Any Key This Is:
-virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
locked Phone Locked Hehe! Nervous?

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…


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elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself.

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This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
 

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This mgs can only b read by a MEN: Try again.. Nothing? i guess ur just not masculine enough....HEY don't push it poof

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*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for £1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !

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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantlt full of shit!


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How do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!


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A-Ur Attractive B-Ur Beautiful C-Ur Charming D-Ur Delicious E-Ur Exciting F-Ur Funny G-Ur Gorgeous H-Ur Heavenly I-Im J-Just K-Kidding L-Loser